Dear POM, I Love You

We had a little love affair during the summer, it’s no secret. But while I was distracted with the thirst-quenching, delicious flavors you were bringing to the table, you were robbing me blind. We parted ways when the leaves started changing, and for awhile I was holding up alright, but life just isn’t the same without you. Your healing antioxidants are needed now. Not to mention I could use a new set of glasses for college in the fall. So please, forgive me. Since we’ve split I’ve gotten a job, so I think I can afford your luxurious lifestyle.

Homecoming

“If we look crazy, it’s only because we are.”

Living With A Male

“I need you to go to the store”

“Alright… what do you need?

“Kotex Regulars”

“Are those tampons or diapers?”