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Living With A Male: Reprise
What is it about the genetic makeup of a male that causes them to leave slices of bread in the toaster, not pushed down to fully cook, with one bite out of the corner, for the girlfriend to find upon waking up hours after he has left for the day? It’s located on a chromosome that causes them to repeat such behaviors on a daily basis, and it is right next to the genes LEAVE TOILET SEAT UP and WASH DISHES TWICE A YEAR. Posted on April 1st, 2008 » 0 Comments
Breakfast My parents gave me these as my one-present-on-Christmas-Eve gift, and I honestly don’t think they made it past the first 48 hours (I was particularly smitten with the tiny chocolate bottles of Saint James rum). Now that Valentine’s Day is nearly here, I am posting these to say:
Boyfriend, Friends, Parents, All I want for Valentine’s Day is 30 boxes of chocolate covered HEAVEN.
Dirty Laundry
Saturday Night
Bonjour, Internet. I feel like the first post should include a photo. So here’s one of my boyfriend riding a lawnmower:
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