WTF Mailman

So I’ve been waiting for this juicy pair of ankle boots to arrive all day, not using the phone because I left a note for the UPS guy to call me or come in the front door to ring my doorbell so I can sign. Waiting, waiting, not making phone calls I need to make because GOD DAMN I WANT THOSE SHOES. After refreshing the package progress page every twenty minutes since nine o’clock this morning (it is now five), the page changes and says First Attempt Made blah blah. So I run downstairs to find the UPS InfoNotice taped to the door says No Phone and THE MAILMAN CAME AND LOCKED THE DAMN FRONT DOOR. DESPITE MY NOTE. DAMN YOU MAILMAN. NO BONUS AT CHRISTMAS.

Sorry For My Absence, But I Was At Prom

I guess I can’t blame prom for weeks of non-posting, but it at least accounts for one night. As my last days of high school wind down, I promise I’ll start posting more.

Factory Point, Where Art Thou?

I’m going to have to use every ounce of strength within me to stop myself from RIPPING THE BANK MANAGER A NEW ASSHOLE tomorrow. I’ve got to talk to her about the $5 overdraft fee they take from me every time my checking balance goes into the negative. Yes, I should manage my money a little better, but the whole point of getting the overdraft protection plan was to avoid these little dilemmas. Below I have quoted the Berkshire Bank website on their overdraft policy and I’d like someone to show me the line that says “WE WILL TAKE $5 FROM YOU FOR YOUR NEGLIGENCE, YOU IDIOT”, because all I can see is “THERE IS NO TRANSFER FEE.”

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